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Monday, October 12, 2009

50 reasons to have sex :)


I know most of my posts have been sexual lately. It's just coincidence, nothing serious. lol. Anyway i'm posting this because i think the cast of How I Met Your Mother are very hilarious and the list was even more so. Enjoy. Maybe you'll learn something. Matter of fact you will.

  1. Because you can’t get to sleep
  2. Make-up sex
  3. Break-up sex
  4. Your friend told you about a new position
  5. Revenge
  6. Rebound
  7. Paratrooping / bangin’ for roof
  8. Nothing good on TV
  9. Because you’re in a hotel
  10. Curiosity
  11. It’s raining
  12. It’s halftime
  13. Diet / exercise
  14. Celebrate recent weight loss
  15. You finally get the chance to show your childhood bed some action
  16. Prom night
  17. You’re already at their place and don’t want to have to move your car
  18. Show off new lingerie
  19. Celebrate major victory by favorite team and / or political candidate
  20. Your chance to do it in a specific location (ex. airplane, Burger King bathroom)
  21. To prove we’re not in a rut
  22. Stress relief
  23. Just shaved legs
  24. Forgot to buy a birthday present
  25. “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye is playing on the radio
  26. Celebrating the joy of life after a near-death experience
  27. Your one chance with a celebrity
  28. Time an egg
  29. To avoid cleaning, studying or doing work of any kind
  30. She wants to
  31. It’s cold outside
  32. Cheer someone up (pity)
  33. Keeping up with the neighbors
  34. Your roommate is out of town and you can do it on the couch
  35. Some very protected sex to celebrate the fact that I’m  not / we’re not / you’re not pregnant
  36. Practice
  37. They have air conditioning and you don’t
  38. Because he / she is from one of the countries you haven’t had sex with a person from yet
  39. “Damn, your calves look good in those cargo shorts” sex
  40. Called / tested the wrong person but she was into it anyway
  41. Because she looks like your superhot cousin and this is the closest it will ever get to it being okay
  42. Breaking in a new apartment
  43. Because he says he loves you and you’re not ready to say it back yet
  44. Wingman diving on the friend grenade
  45. Your condoms are about to expire
  46. It’s getting a little hard
  47. Miscommunication (Cheetos sex)
  48. To reinforce good behavior (such as shaving and dental hygiene)
  49. To change the subject
  50. Love ♥

Sexpo 2009: Thoughts on sexuality

I was at the annual Sexpo in Midrand, South Africa for the first time ever. I must admit, I had fun. I don't mean fun as in naked girls, kinky activities, porn stars and what not(OK..I admit, that was fun) but the fact where there was one place in the world where people could express their sexuality and not risk ridicule.
There was this Australian painter who had a booth. What was special about him was that he did portraits with his penis as the main medium. I know, it sounds silly, but he was making a hell of a living off it. It's different(not weird) and unique. People paid for that stuff. so what I'm thinking is, why can't everyday in the world be a Sexpo? Why cant everyone just be cool with everyone's choices and personality?


By the way, I was at this Sexpo with my dad...Talk about weird.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

11:13 PM All talk and no sex makes the relationship a dull one.

On the real, I think it's time I cleared the air about sex and relationships...... I think I speak for all guys when I say that no relationship will be fully fulfilling without some amount of sexual activity. Welcome to the real world. I do not mean to say that relationships are fully reliant on sex but for real, ladies, as your men; fellas, ask yourself: Would the relationship still hold as much water if you were'nt sexing. Now, having sex at all is half the battle. The sex has to be good. am I right, or am I right? lol.