I went serious clubbing for the first time in a while with a couple of friends to this night club somewhere in Johannesburg called Jet. Now, this was my second time visiting this particular club. The first time it was barely filled, one of my most disappointing clubbing experiences EVER! You can imagine my surprise on arriving only to see a line almost 400 metres long at the entrance. As I get to the queue, I notice that the line is very mid toned; no highlights, no shadows. "Very peculiar", I thought. Upon closer inspection, it dawned on me how very asian tonight felt. No asian, as in sushi, but asian as in curry. lol. My point is, whatever the event, the reason, the catastrophe, there is no reason for this many indians to be in the same place at one time. Unless of course, it was India. lol. Strangely enough, the night was fantastic. Here are some somewhat trivial things I picked up on what i call, "The Bollywood Night".
1. When it rains, it pours: Whenever indians have anything to do with an occassion, they will storm that event by the minute. Beware. Get your Indian umbrella on.
2. Where 100 or more indians are gathered, there will be a handful of niggas....and the occassional, totally out of place white guy.
3. 99% of indian boys have spikey hair. They are very liberal with that hair gel.....and hair dye.
4. Indian boys CANNOT dance. Yet they still have dance-offs in the club. Imagine how hilarious that must've been.
5. Indian girls TRY....
6. In case you didn't know, they have sluts too. I'm talking 16 year olds in clear heels, wearing the most sluttiest outfits, that's if you call a boob tube that is crotch high an outfit. still who am i to complain. there was so much eye candy, if my eyes had teeth, it'd have a toothache.
7. Every indian couple in the club that night engaged in PDA with reckless abandon. This was probably because it was the only place and opportunity to expel the much accumulated horniness that strict parenting has cursed them with. They do know how to use their hands. I gotta say.
8. They always move in packs. White guys and niggas can go clubbing alone as a one man army. Indians dare not. I stepped out for fresh air and i watched as people (by people I mean indians) arrived and for the half hour i was there, i noticed that they arrive in packs not less than 3. I kid you not: i witnessed 7 indians jump out of a subaru. 2 were girls. it was hilarious.
9. They can party like it's the end of the world. Not even Ghandi can stop em
10. They are all brunettes.well duh. but there was this one who died her hair blonde. it was weird.
11. Indians have very strong genes. If an indian was to fuck a dog, you woulld still be able tell that he's indian. i saw a mix of a white and an indian and i could tell straight up.
12. No matter their background, indians don't fuck with technology. They always have the latest shit. Not one indian had a crap phone in that club.
13. There are indeed indian ladies with titanic tits and badonkadonks. the only problem is they cant quite shake it. no offence.
14. They don't care for black boys. Believe me, I tried. i think it's cos my hair was not spiky. Next time...
15. Indian girls wear their bindi to the club. Thought that was meant for weddings exclusively.
16. Indians clean up after themselves nicely. The male bathrooms were actually decent looking after 10+ hours of partying. kudos
17. Best of all, they are so fun to be around. I never had a fear I woulg get harassed or witness a fight. Infact, there was not a shattered bottle or tumbler in sight.
18. Lastly, the most hilarious moment of my night hands down,When the DJ played Jay Sean, they went ballistic. that was when some indian guys started having dance-offs. u need to see it to really understand.
1. When it rains, it pours: Whenever indians have anything to do with an occassion, they will storm that event by the minute. Beware. Get your Indian umbrella on.
2. Where 100 or more indians are gathered, there will be a handful of niggas....and the occassional, totally out of place white guy.
3. 99% of indian boys have spikey hair. They are very liberal with that hair gel.....and hair dye.
4. Indian boys CANNOT dance. Yet they still have dance-offs in the club. Imagine how hilarious that must've been.
5. Indian girls TRY....
6. In case you didn't know, they have sluts too. I'm talking 16 year olds in clear heels, wearing the most sluttiest outfits, that's if you call a boob tube that is crotch high an outfit. still who am i to complain. there was so much eye candy, if my eyes had teeth, it'd have a toothache.
7. Every indian couple in the club that night engaged in PDA with reckless abandon. This was probably because it was the only place and opportunity to expel the much accumulated horniness that strict parenting has cursed them with. They do know how to use their hands. I gotta say.
8. They always move in packs. White guys and niggas can go clubbing alone as a one man army. Indians dare not. I stepped out for fresh air and i watched as people (by people I mean indians) arrived and for the half hour i was there, i noticed that they arrive in packs not less than 3. I kid you not: i witnessed 7 indians jump out of a subaru. 2 were girls. it was hilarious.
9. They can party like it's the end of the world. Not even Ghandi can stop em
10. They are all brunettes.well duh. but there was this one who died her hair blonde. it was weird.
11. Indians have very strong genes. If an indian was to fuck a dog, you woulld still be able tell that he's indian. i saw a mix of a white and an indian and i could tell straight up.
12. No matter their background, indians don't fuck with technology. They always have the latest shit. Not one indian had a crap phone in that club.
13. There are indeed indian ladies with titanic tits and badonkadonks. the only problem is they cant quite shake it. no offence.
14. They don't care for black boys. Believe me, I tried. i think it's cos my hair was not spiky. Next time...
15. Indian girls wear their bindi to the club. Thought that was meant for weddings exclusively.
16. Indians clean up after themselves nicely. The male bathrooms were actually decent looking after 10+ hours of partying. kudos
17. Best of all, they are so fun to be around. I never had a fear I woulg get harassed or witness a fight. Infact, there was not a shattered bottle or tumbler in sight.
18. Lastly, the most hilarious moment of my night hands down,When the DJ played Jay Sean, they went ballistic. that was when some indian guys started having dance-offs. u need to see it to really understand.
