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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The 13 Sighs

I, Dirty Sexy Rodney, solemnly apologize for keeping you, the world, waiting for nearly 4 months. It has been a tight couple of months. I lost my hand to that grenade song by Bruno Mars> it's very contagious. Trust me. Haha. Anyway, i know this topic is not the brightest of ideas to ever pop into my mind but trust Dirty Sexy to save the best for last.
Happy new year> I got a couple of new years resolutions i wanna share with you in my next post stay tuned. best believe that's gonna be fun!
So for now, try and find this a little funny and educative.
Stay awesome.
I think a sigh is an exhalation of built up air as a result of strong emotion in various situations. It can be likened to a fart. LOL. According the dictionary, it means  to let out one's breath audibly, as from sorrow, weariness, or relief.
1. The just-had-a-great-orgasm sigh....Nuff said :)
2. The sarcastic sigh
3. The fake sigh.....for when your engaged in a conversation. it serves as a filler when u dont have anything to say.
4.The sigh of relief.....for when you are relieved. lol. for when an potentially bad situation takes a turn for the better
5. The virtual *sigh*.....for when chatting online vie instant messenger applications.
6. The I just-lifted-something-heavy sigh.....u know how out of breath you feel when u just lifted then dropped something heavy at it's final destination....yeah, that.
7. The sigh of disappointment....when u are dissapointed>>>duh.
8. The frustrated sigh....when ur mom refuses to let u go out with ur friends to that all nite party even after an hour of trying to convince her.
9. The I'm tired sigh.....For example, "I've had a long day" sigh*
10. The attention seeker's sigh....in order to get what sympathy
11. The lazy sigh.....couch potato can't reach the remote....imagine that
12. The sigh before the response.....usually after someone asks a stupid question, before the response.
13. The "I almost drowned" or someone tried to choke me" sigh.....it's usually you trying to catch ur breath but i called it a sigh cos I really wanted to get to 13. lol.

Dirty Sexy Out!