- Because you can’t get to sleep
- Make-up sex
- Break-up sex
- Your friend told you about a new position
- Revenge
- Rebound
- Paratrooping / bangin’ for roof
- Nothing good on TV
- Because you’re in a hotel
- Curiosity
- It’s raining
- It’s halftime
- Diet / exercise
- Celebrate recent weight loss
- You finally get the chance to show your childhood bed some action
- Prom night
- You’re already at their place and don’t want to have to move your car
- Show off new lingerie
- Celebrate major victory by favorite team and / or political candidate
- Your chance to do it in a specific location (ex. airplane, Burger King bathroom)
- To prove we’re not in a rut
- Stress relief
- Just shaved legs
- Forgot to buy a birthday present
- “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye is playing on the radio
- Celebrating the joy of life after a near-death experience
- Your one chance with a celebrity
- Time an egg
- To avoid cleaning, studying or doing work of any kind
- She wants to
- It’s cold outside
- Cheer someone up (pity)
- Keeping up with the neighbors
- Your roommate is out of town and you can do it on the couch
- Some very protected sex to celebrate the fact that I’m not / we’re not / you’re not pregnant
- Practice
- They have air conditioning and you don’t
- Because he / she is from one of the countries you haven’t had sex with a person from yet
- “Damn, your calves look good in those cargo shorts” sex
- Called / tested the wrong person but she was into it anyway
- Because she looks like your superhot cousin and this is the closest it will ever get to it being okay
- Breaking in a new apartment
- Because he says he loves you and you’re not ready to say it back yet
- Wingman diving on the friend grenade
- Your condoms are about to expire
- It’s getting a little hard
- Miscommunication (Cheetos sex)
- To reinforce good behavior (such as shaving and dental hygiene)
- To change the subject
- Love ♥
In the shower people usually just stand there and get clean or more famously, sing loudly off key. But I come up with totally random thoughts and ideas while I'm scrubbing my arm pit. Tyhat's what I intend on sharing with you on this blog of mine. Every interesting, weird, crude, vulgar, mischievous and odd thoughts that have come to me while I'm soaking wet in the steamy domain that is my shower. enjoy.
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Monday, October 12, 2009
50 reasons to have sex :)
I know most of my posts have been sexual lately. It's just coincidence, nothing serious. lol. Anyway i'm posting this because i think the cast of How I Met Your Mother are very hilarious and the list was even more so. Enjoy. Maybe you'll learn something. Matter of fact you will.
Sexpo 2009: Thoughts on sexuality
I was at the annual Sexpo in Midrand, South Africa for the first time ever. I must admit, I had fun. I don't mean fun as in naked girls, kinky activities, porn stars and what not(OK..I admit, that was fun) but the fact where there was one place in the world where people could express their sexuality and not risk ridicule.
There was this Australian painter who had a booth. What was special about him was that he did portraits with his penis as the main medium. I know, it sounds silly, but he was making a hell of a living off it. It's different(not weird) and unique. People paid for that stuff. so what I'm thinking is, why can't everyday in the world be a Sexpo? Why cant everyone just be cool with everyone's choices and personality?
By the way, I was at this Sexpo with my dad...Talk about weird.
There was this Australian painter who had a booth. What was special about him was that he did portraits with his penis as the main medium. I know, it sounds silly, but he was making a hell of a living off it. It's different(not weird) and unique. People paid for that stuff. so what I'm thinking is, why can't everyday in the world be a Sexpo? Why cant everyone just be cool with everyone's choices and personality?
By the way, I was at this Sexpo with my dad...Talk about weird.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
11:13 PM All talk and no sex makes the relationship a dull one.
On the real, I think it's time I cleared the air about sex and relationships...... I think I speak for all guys when I say that no relationship will be fully fulfilling without some amount of sexual activity. Welcome to the real world. I do not mean to say that relationships are fully reliant on sex but for real, ladies, as your men; fellas, ask yourself: Would the relationship still hold as much water if you were'nt sexing. Now, having sex at all is half the battle. The sex has to be good. am I right, or am I right? lol.
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