Three Types of Hoes

According to urban slang, a hoe or whore, is a woman who has sexual relations with different partners, usually of the opposite sex. She has no shame, no remorse and often has excuses to justify her conduct, such as, "I'm not looking for a relationship" or "I'm trying to explore my options....." But I have come to notice that people aren't only promiscuous with the opposite sex but with everyday items as well. I have come up with three different types of hoes which fit this bill.

The Alcohoe 
The alcohoe is a person who would do anything and go anywhere for alcohol. A male or female may be an alcohoe. Alcohoes are always where the booze is at. They make judgments and decisions based on alcohol mostly. When faced with a dilemma, the alcohoe would choose the option that shows promises of booze.
Alcohoes have a tendency to get extremely drunk as a result of being excited by large amounts of alcohol, thus suffering an intense hang over the morning after. The alcohoe then vows never to touch alcohol but at the sight of a bottle they relapse. Alcohoes suffer extreme mood swings, in that, they can be extremely fun or extremely aggressive and every other extremity in between. And are usually always broke from spending all their money on booze.

The Party-hoe
The party hoe is a person who would do anything for a party. Party-hoes live for the weekends but are not limited to it. Anywhere, anytime, as long as there's a party, they will be there. Whether they are invited or not...usually not. party-hoes usually struggle academically as they are usually partying.
An interesting I noticed about party-hoes is that they usually have overprotective parents who shielded them from lost activities but once they got into varsity they get loose and intend on making up for lost time. They also usually lead boring, mundane and uneventful lives that party hopping is a means to get away from themselves. party-hoes are usually broke as they would go the longest distance to get to parties which means expensive cab fares.
Party-hoes are usually Alcohoes and Alcohoes are usually party-hoes.  One thing both hoes have in common is that they are chronic borrowers of money to feed their hoe-ish behaviors.

The Photo-hoe 
Photo hoes love being in photo. they usually impose themselves on the photo. We all have that friend who when we check our photo albums are always hovering around in the background or squeezing into the group photo. Or that person we see in all our photos but don't have a clue who they are. They either have dangerously high or dangerously low self esteems. Thus they feed their egos by appearing in every photo so they can proudly say, "I was there!"
They suffer mild retina damage from all the camera flash they are exposed to. They look extremely weird in photos as they make crazy impulsive faces as they rush to be in a photo. they are usually single or in messed up relationships. Female photo-hoes usually were extremely nastyh clothes for the attention. A party-hoe is usually a photo-hoe and vice versa.


Hosts should be beware when these hoes arrive in groups. They can be a huge nuisance both to the guests and you. Invest in a good number of bouncers for your occasions else things may get out of hand.

All in all a typical hoe, in it's original sense, may embody all or one of these other variations.